real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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