He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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