operation harelip BJ is a go
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
They took my balls.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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