idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Enjoy the penises
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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