is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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