On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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