i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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