3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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