What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I love you.
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