There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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