with your own penis?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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