He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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