Slut skills are useful in every country.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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