kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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