with your own penis?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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