Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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