i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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