Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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