why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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