My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
honey bunches of taint.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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