Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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