That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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