I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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