we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
high people should be assigned attendants
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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