Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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