i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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