member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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