he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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