butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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