How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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