if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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