i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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