I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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