just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Let's paint friendship bongs
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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