She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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