you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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