How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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