we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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