He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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