on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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