You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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