just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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