one two three fourrrrnication!
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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