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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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