Who wears a wallet chain?!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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