How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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