She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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