Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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