Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i barfeds in our rink
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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