i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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